Gemma's Top Ten Albums of 2025
Number 1: Moron Police - Pachinko
If I look at my favourite albums of 2025, it appears to have been another fairly conservative year. Many of the Big Names released albums that have been worthy, often even a return to form. IQ, Dream Theater, Spock’s Beard, Gazpacho and Karmakanic: They have mostly played it safe, perhaps feeling that, as their careers approach their later stages, they better play to their strengths and stay close to the sounds that made them big. You can’t fault them for it. But I’ve spent most of 2025 looking for an album that truly excites me.
Enter Moron Police. They’re a young band from Norway that’s shown promise in the past, and here’s that great big album that delivers on that promise, and then some. There’s a dinosaur on the cover, so it has to be a winner. This album is totally unstoppable, just filled to the brim with energy, a mad cocktail of pop, metal and prog but with only the good bits, more hooks in three minutes than most bands manage over an album and a creative whirlwind not seen since the early years of the Flower Kings or Moon Safari. It’s hard to pinpoint exact highlights when every song is great, and most songs aren’t even that long. The songs all flow together as a joyful whole that keeps finding new ways to be awesome at every turn. This is the most addictive album of the year. Give it up for the first Norwegian band that tops my list!
There’s bits of prog, metal, country, J-pop, house, bits that sound like Primus or System of a Down, bits that sound like synthwave and bits that sound like Thank You Scientist. None of it should go together but it really, really does. It’s even a bit of a concept album, though what exactly the concept is I’m not entirely sure. Something involving Japanese arcade games, cormorants and kittens, the absence of God, and probably late stage capitalism. I’m not finding any actual dinosaurs in there. Nothing’s perfect!
Although it’s a lighthearted, silly and bouncy album, this one is unique in their catalogue for having an undercurrent of tragedy, as Moron Police lost their drummer in an accident a few years ago. I think that loss can be heard on the album, too. There’s a heartfelt maturity underneath the youthful energy. Whatever the concept is, at the end of the day this is an album that is about living life to the fullest and refusing to let your head down, in spite of everything. Maybe that’s what I was looking for most in 2025.
I’ve heard many great albums this year, but this is the one I can never wait to listen to again! And that for a band called “Moron Police”, who once wrote songs such as “Omnivorous Sexosaurus” and “T-Bag Your Grandma”. There is hope for us all.













